1. While in the throes of passion, kept moaning his Mastercard number
2. Referred to his privates as the "stimulus package"
3. Mentioned that he kept running into Charlie Sheen.
4. Mysterious collection notices from "Pleasure Island"
5. Always humming theme song from Shaft
in the shower
6. Traded in Ford Explorer for '72 Cadillac Fleetwood with curb feelers
7. Wore mink overcoat and hat in bed
8. Discovered yellow crime scene tape in his pantsAlso see
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