Line o' the day: No contest

A Vanderleun find (via Larwyn):

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a b***h who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a b***h who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?