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Thanks, Al Gore.
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The world just had
one of the coldest winters on record.
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And the
price of food has skyrocketed...
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...thanks to your
"global warming" -- oops, I meant "climate change" -- initiatives.
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Problem is, researchers, environmentalists and scientists of all political persuasions say that your
"carbon offset" businesses are money-making scams and do absolutely nothing for the environment.
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And the current lack of sunspots likely indicates
a solar cooling cycle beyond human control.
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We're hungry, Al Gore. Thanks for all of your help.
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