Obama's 57 State Atlas - Part I

North and South Idaho: Home of potatos, Sasquatch and potatos.

Kansas: The country's most rectangular state, where 10,000 people died in a tragic series of tornadoes and asteroid explosions.

Kentucky: Bordered by the great states of Arkansas, Delaware, Tennerado, Liverpool, and Massachusetts, Kentucky requires residents to choose from one of twelve last names.

Illinois: The country's Democratic heart, Illinois pulses with excitement from the gun-free safety zones of South Chicago to the union-ruled statehouse.

To be continued. Hat tips: American Thinker and Larwyn.