Despite owah twenty billion dollah budget deficit, I am pwoud to be a Cally For Neyan.
Because we can't lay off owah hundreds of thousands of public sectah union employees, I must ask President Obama for help.
I call for the federal government to give us twenty billion moah dollahs.
You people in Texas and Nebraska and Floreeda, I'm sure you'll understand...
Give us your f*****g money.