Based on a true story.![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicp0bCGzK4k83zE7Teojcp3YEdNJcCOUOhesgWumrA8mWJhlmId_Zhqwkz3VksU1eIoFijPm7esIgxyNmgqWDfTH_791asziWUsxylJKXeJW0bFLUMonSVh-Bgr1jxHVvEhP3y/s400/080717-a-facing1.jpg)
The time has come, young Skywalker.
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Look, Lord Vader: I promise to cut the rebels' investments in unproven missile defense systems...
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Eh?
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...I will not weaponize space...
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...
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...I will slow development of future combat systems...
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...and I will institute a "Defense Priorities Board" to ensure the quadrennial defense review is not used to justify unnecessary spending...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1nZs_H808yyUxXUM-Jw7cjRq_zvd5XkAN4LUzpGOF8WraDc4c7wlMhxrq0S9tP_F_GUxoL8ASPQ2taubzT3QlclmU5-yVci4OSsCSGgDInJIkp0S2Xe1H1w7D6aAMvsKomamv/s400/080717-a-skywalker22.jpg)
...I will set a goal of a world without
any advanced weapons...
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...and to seek that goal, I will not develop advanced weapons...
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...
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...I will seek a global ban on the development of light swords...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1nZs_H808yyUxXUM-Jw7cjRq_zvd5XkAN4LUzpGOF8WraDc4c7wlMhxrq0S9tP_F_GUxoL8ASPQ2taubzT3QlclmU5-yVci4OSsCSGgDInJIkp0S2Xe1H1w7D6aAMvsKomamv/s400/080717-a-skywalker22.jpg)
...and I will negotiate with the Emperor to take our starship fleet off of its hair-trigger alert.
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So, Lord Vader. What say you to
peace?
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Let me consider your offer for a moment.
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***SNICK***
***Thump***!!!![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTBmwLMT6aUceU2g9KWZA3zsFtQcSAM-ULQ3ZWaC9pzohzLCsrZ1dpqq7qyWjWneFwb2yJfowj4qBNnRaURipKroHdBr8-h_mL9KEXle0y-Um5tYvpM17Ftgt4prB75TaWrcJk/s400/080717-a-vader1.jpg)
You'd think several millenia would have cured the "progressives" of their appeasement mentality. But
nooooooooooooooooooo...
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I wonder what the specials are in the cafeteria?
* * *So
that's why Obama didn't get the part. The movie would've been over faster than Michael Moore can down a bag o' sliders.
Related: If Barack Obama starred in Raiders of the Lost Ark and If Barack Obama starred in The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. Inspired by: Barry Rubin.
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