The New York Times discovered Rush Limbaugh's Platform:
A Limbaugh administration would seek to:
1. Open the continental shelf to drilling.
Ditto the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
2. Establish a 17 percent flat tax.
3. Privatize Social Security.
4. Give parents school vouchers to break the monopoly of public education.
5. Revoke Jimmy Carter’s passport while he is out of the country.
6. Abandon all government policies based on the hoax of man-made global warming.
No. 5 was a joke.
I think.
Who can blame him for being jovial? A $400 million contract tends to raise the spirits a bit.
In related news, Al Franken just re-upped with Air America for two snow tires and a bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce.
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