Veteran summer intern Biff Spackle (on Twitter @BiffSpackle) has an uncanny sense of breaking news.
Without further ado: we are proud to announce, after seven full years of summer internship, that Biff has been promoted to Junior Associate Clerical Analyst III.
This promotion is in recognition of his outstanding work on graphic arts, literary critiques and similar outstanding work that is simply outstanding.
With all that said, here is Spackle's latest scoop, a secret copy of the Democrat Party's official magazine. You didn't get this from us.
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