Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Breaking Climate News From Biff Spackle

By Junior Associate Media Analyst Biff Spackle

These Democrats really have some good ideas, don't they? Here's a super-secret preview of one of tomorrow's news linx: "Here’s how much of the ocean would need to be covered in wind turbines to power Earth."

But never mind all that, we have the rabble to enslave!

Reference 1: Tesla working to resolve dispute with Walmart over solar panel fires
Reference 2: Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg: You have stolen my dreams

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