The following list was carefully curated by summer intern Biff Spackle, who says "it is definitive and may not be questioned".
2000 Subaru Impreza
2012 Jeep Cherokee
Pontiac Trans Sport
You didn't see many of these on the roadways for two reasons: (a) it was at least as hideous as Rosie O'Donnell without makeup; and (b) it had all of the reliability of a mechanical watch made in Beirut.
Honorable Mention: The Ford Pinto
Only about 125 people died after their vehicles blew up in collisions due to a faulty gas-tank design. So, overall, your odds were pretty good at survival. Though your odds of surviving the embarrassment of driving one weren't nearly as high.
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