Friday, January 31, 2020

BREAKING: President Trump Directs National Park Service to Make a Few Subtle Changes to Mount Rushmore

Citing an Executive Order by ex-President Barack Obama, President Trump today directed the National Park Service (NPS) to draw up plans for the renovation of the Mount Rushmore National Monument.

"Mount Rushmore is one of the most iconic venues celebrating America's heritage," President Trump stated. "Given former President Obama's executive order, I have hereby directed the National Park Service to alter this amazing landmark."

The President went on to note that, "...Recognizing the Democrats' unwillingness to accept the results of the 2000, 2004, and 2016 elections -- as well as Mr. Obama's documented abuse of the IRS to steal the 2012 election, the NPS has determined the following:

The Mount Rushmore renovations should incorporate elements of (a) the Democrat Party's unwillingness to accept election results; (b) their known abuse of the IRS to interfere with the 2012 presidential election; and (c) their sham impeachment inquiry announced by... Madam Pelossilini.

The NPS artist rendering:

Artist's Depiction: NPS Proposed Changes to Mt. Rushmore
You're welcome, America.

Hat tip: BadBlue News.

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