Saturday, December 22, 2007

Headlines o' the day

Stuffington Roast: Kerrey Says Obama Attended A Secular Madrasa

What's a 'secular madrasa'? Isn't that an oxymoron? And are you surprised that Bob Kerrey is shilling for Hillary? You shouldn't be. Read "Is the New School a cutout for a hidden China-Clinton relationship" for some troubling information on the ties between Kerrey, China, satellite reconnaissance and the Clintons.

Columbus Dispatch: Roof-company billionaire falls through own roof and dies

You know, that just can't be good for business.

Senate Report: U.S. Senate Report: Over 400 Prominent Scientists Disputed Man-Made Global Warming Claims in 2007

Let me guess: Al Gore will say every one of 'em is on the payroll of Exxon-Mobil... as we dig out of yet another freak December snow storm.

The Onion: Thousands Wait Overnight At Microsoft Stores For Second Generation Zune

Bill Gates introduced the sexy new device while wearing a turtleneck and a goatee.

BusinessWeek: Chávez's Growing Economic Trouble

Let's give centralized economic planning under Socialism or Communism a few more years. Ninety years of failure just means we haven't tried hard enough. Oh, and does anyone have some milk or eggs that Marianela Velasquez can buy in Caracas?

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