Tuesday, December 04, 2007

When Progressives attack

Gateway Pundit alerts us to a hilarious development in Iowa: "Progressives" are attacking Hillary Clinton.

Democratic Courage, a liberal activist group "dedicated to electing a progressive, courageous, and winning Democratic presidential candidate" released their first Hillary attack ad today that will be aired in Iowa.

The transcript of the ad is entertaining:

Hillary has some good ideas...

...like giving every American an equal shot at success.

(Hillary Clinton) "I like the idea of giving every baby born in America..."

(Hillary Clinton) "a five thousand dollar account that will grow over time..."

But then Republicans attacked.

(Rudy Giuliani) "Tell me this isn't a socialist idea."

And then Hillary backed down.

(Rudy Giuliani) "Remember the Hillary Bond Program?"

(Rudy Giuliani) "I challenged her on it... and she backed off that."

We need a candidate who can stand up to the Republicans.

No matter how stupid or crazy the idea.

Like free money for every baby born in America.

That's because we're DemocraticMoonbats. Help us fund more stupid ideas by visiting our website.

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Okay, so I made up those last three frames. But all the rest was real. Seriously. And that's what's so scary about these people. A free $5,000 for every baby born in the U.S.? Why not just jack it up to $100 grand? Then every baby will be born with a silver spoon in their mouths!

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