I posted the picture months ago, but it deserves a reprise... especially with the new description in the Home and Beyond catalog.
• A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell.
• The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring.
• Stands Nine inches tall
• Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!
I'll answer the question. No, America isn't ready for this particular nutcracker.