FAUXCAHONTAS FLUBBER: Elizabeth Warren Stabs at Trump, Ends up Pounding Hillary Instead

By William Teach

Senator Fauxcahontas (interestingly, Google doesn’t like to autocomplete that word) made an interesting point while going completely off the reservation during a commencement speech:

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) took multiple swipes at the Trump administration Hillary Clinton during a commencement address Friday, days after President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey.

Warren pivoted to Trump Hillary during a speech at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, offering suggestions for specific causes graduates could get more involved in.

“I’m trying to keep this apolitical but I can’t help myself … the principle that no one, no one in this country is above the law and we need a Justice Department, not an obstruction of justice department,” Warren said.

Huh. Of course she couldn’t help herself.

She’s bat guano insane, and, like so many with Trump Derangement Syndrome, unable to reign herself in without going TDS at all points. Can’t you see her stopping by a Starbucks and railing to the person handing her her coffee through the window about Trump?

If no one is above the law, then Hillary would have been charged with a variety of big crimes that would have seen any of the rest of us charged. Crimes that many lesser people have been charged, prosecuted, and convicted of. And that’s just in regards to the email server issue, not even getting into the lawlessness of the Clinton Foundation.

James Comey would have recommended charges. Attorney General Loretta Lynch would have, at a minimum, been forced to resign for her meeting on an airplane with the husband of a person under investigation by the FBI. Huma Abedin and many of Hillary’s compatriots would have likewise been charged with a variety of federal national security crimes.

Bill Clinton would have been charged for sexual assault and rape. Heck, Hillary herself stated that his accusers deserved to be believed, in an off-hand sort of way.

Oh, and Elizabeth Warren never would have not gotten those cushy jobs by lying about being part Native American.

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