Thursday, January 14, 2010

Obamacare: the official tax form

Official U.S. Federal Health Choices Board Document G4R7-B11T-Z001
Published by the Agency for Effective Treatment Analysis, the Policy Bureau for Diversity in Health Care and the Office of Health Agency Personnel Management.
Copyright © 2010, All Rights Reserved.
Reproduction without express written permission prohibited.


DO follow these simple rules in calculating your tax liability:

Are you a member of a union? If yes, deduct $4,500 from your tax balance on Line 19. If no, add $4,500 to your balance on Line 19.

Are you a legal resident of Nebraska? If yes, place a zero by your estimated Medicare tax liability on Line 48(b). If no, add $3,000 to Line 48(b).

Are you a member of a federally appointed Community Health Organizing Organization (CHOO)? If yes, place a zero by your estimated federal tax total on Line 63.

Are you a member of the trial bar specializing in malpractice lawsuits? If yes, place a zero by your estimated federal tax total on Line 63.

Are you a member of a Designated Indigent Minority (see Appendix D for complete list including African-American, Buddhist-American, Franco-American, Somali-American, Yemeni-American, Nordic-American or simply an illegal alien)? If yes, check the box on line 192 to receive a Diversity Reparations Credit of $5,000.00.

---Please continue on page 84---

Obamacare: thousands of pages of backroom, partisan deals; I can't wait to see how they decide who actually gets treatment.


No comments: