Wednesday, December 28, 2016

MILITANT SNOWFLAKE: New Insignia Unveiled for Sensitive Social Justice Warriors

By The People's Cube

Dear social justice warriors! You have so outgrown the old hammer and sickle emblem, it's not even funny. The working class has betrayed you and can no longer be trusted. Your new broad coalition is proactively writing a new narrative of safe spaces, microaggressions, dog whistles, snow jobs, institutionalized rapism, and climate denyism.

Your community organizers have succeeded in creating a spectacular movement of snowflakes who they hope will one day solidify into an impenetrable iceberg that will sink the Titanic of capitalism. And yet you're still struggling to create an emblem you could put on your armbands, banners, and social media icons. We hope this design will stick. Your movement deserves an original, catchy symbol:

This emblem will look great on flag an armband, adding a nice touch to your school's interior and exterior.

Put it on your signs during your next campaign of Jew-hatred at your favorite campus.

You can even wear it as you harass passengers you don't like on your flight to San Francisco, and no one will dare take you off the plane once they see your official SJW status.

And feel free to use the SafeSeating™ sign we have made for you earlier.

Read more at The People's Cube.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fire them now! Ivanka Trump and her small children were verbally assaulted on a plane. It was premeditated as evidenced by the "husband" posting online before his "husband's" assault that he "would assault" her. They should both be criminally charged.