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Pork Lite presents... Real Men of Congress.
Real men of Con-n-n-gress![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjynAFiiSzhY9AwFCkJoq155gkfMduJlCvWun4LacfALINX10KCfld9zb6tLA-hxbJoXjqoTKQxO4DzqOoPrjIU0WdO7oBCG6FtdHSRr7o7bvf_ChWlpjZN95T7AXbRDd7patUb8g/s320/07103-earmarks.jpg)
Today we salute you, Representative unindicted co-conspirator!
Representative unindicted co-conspira-tor...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq8Uyh0e9kI2CyvOnWW7sSK9AbvVhbnr2PcT8eDF2X7YNTJmw2Tvvm6A9XKDP03W33iUYJADfjwOSTTcyzmprHm1Mu3clXoX3PsbiCS8J3FfbMVDJldYNnCezYt2Lgom0kozTHWw/s320/071030-murtha1.jpg)
When folks said you couldn't send billions of dollars in defense spending to tiny towns in Western Pennsylvania, you proved them wrong...
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You
awarded no-bid contracts over the objections of the Pentagon, the DEA, the White House, and federal auditors.
Someone's knockin'... warm up the shredder...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxG5i69b45ZJ3bIgICfa3ZGyuVPLmDvBlH2piqdC2zW0Ty5SFIJNURtPxACMZ-8hgAfi6uqiMMdGAWqPr8HSFW7_1YO3V2Py7TMxv1mpzLioOdetYJlWpHYtGRA7GFFjK5FVzbHw/s320/071030-mollohan1.jpg)
And when nosy reporters found out that you'd
directed $250 million to non-profits headed by your friends and family...
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You just blamed it on a
right-wing conspiracy... even though your net worth soared
$11 million in four years.
I had a winning streak in Vegas...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVI_8fZ-j_rLx6v4OeEBtXdClDnShoMTayHe4UE53w1Sbd2EBVc8cS_LP5LEFZlenaN3ayOWFSMB0gYedoho9F2qzqkWnl4oWZtG3OIZEmKnmaEPsYk_wnAXySX_5Xxx6F_fopZg/s320/071030-jefferson1.jpg)
Or when you were videotaped taking a
hundred grand during an FBI sting operation...
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You claimed
you were just an intermediary for the FBI's real target, though you stashed ninety grand in your freezer for "safe-keeping."
WhoooooooooaaaaAAAAH! My tongue is stuck to a Hundred...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfsLf4mWddMeeXOUc3DwLHiMQUA-Zs8dbJ0cb6dk05F2pyubezs3mjRaMoz3nNMP7nqu1KvCG-8-o4n-p3rWpaKj24yfGhyphenhyphenwfORKGpGjH74kL_KxMzWn8EyGbrRmeUJF3g6UHpNw/s320/071030-earmark2.jpg)
So crack open an ice-cold box of Pork Lite wine, oh Senator Conflict-of-Interest. We know that when it comes to your personal integrity, only two things matter... that we're not wearing a wire and that we've got a cashier's check made out to your son-in-law.
Representative Unindicted Co-conspirator...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFD7qsNJpf_m0nwxYRt3MS3O3dA4thAq86AP9mKjCLQyBOlmhpIVjGpahuAb1QRhPsRzy_TamNlwyplpH9uDUF_vcvJ_zN7d7syH6PaKQnjvdZRGSF7-rhdG_F2W2pqB6I0Ybt6g/s320/071024-rmg-title.jpg)
Real Men of Congress, Washington DC, 20001.
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