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Main Entry: ox·y·mo·ron
plural ox·y·mo·rons also ox·y·mo·ra \-mȯr-ə\
Late Greek oxymōron, from neuter of oxymōros pointedly foolish,
from Greek oxys sharp, keen + mōros foolish
: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (e.g., Democratic stimulus);
: something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements
— ox·y·mo·ron·ic \-mə-ˈrä-nik, -mȯ-\ adjective Etymology:
: One who continuously touts contradictory or incongruous words or actions.
The”tiny” trillion-dollar Turbaconducken you don’t care about