Informants wanted, no experience necessary.
From the White House website:
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
I would encourage citizens to report any and all suspicious activities to the White House immediately. Especially if your parents, siblings or children are involved. It's your patriotic duty to fight those who oppose socialized medicine and the inexorable march to totalitarianism.