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What do we got, today, George?
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Uhm, first file:
those terrorists from Los Macheteros who petitioned for release?
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Refresh my memory. What'd they do?
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You know, the ones who bombed 130 different locations, robbed a couple of banks, killed six people and injured a couple of hundred others.
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Oh, that's right. Stamp that one:
PARDON.
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Okey doke. Next file:
that financier friend of the big-wigs... he's a fugitive living in Switzerland who committed tax evasion, racketeering and trading with the enemy. But his wife looks like she'll pony up a million for various "good causes".
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Okay, that's a
PARDON.
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#3: those
Black Panthers who stood at a polling place, dressed in paramilitary garb, swinging billy clubs and
screaming racial threats?
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Mmmm, that's a tough one. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he... just kidding:
PARDON.
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Finally, we've got the CIA agents who were interrogating the USS Cole and 9/11 terrorists.
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What'd they do, again?
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Brace yourself, this is some shocking stuff. First,
they blew cigar smoke in the USS Cole bomber's face...
Cigar smoke? What the...?
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It gets worse. They revved up a power drill to scare the guy. They made lots of scary noises like that.
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I've heard enough! Those sons of b***hes! That is just un-f***ing-acceptable! Throw the book at 'em, Georgie!
Throw the book at 'em. Let 'em know: We. Mean. Business.
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Oh, and George, could you call up my personal physician at Bethesda and book an appointment for me this afternoon? Those spicy tuna rolls gave me a real tummy ache.
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Sure thing, boss.
Whoa! Criminey... ...uhm, before I take these files over to Barry, I'll have Anne Marie get you some Gas-X.
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