Saturday, January 16, 2010

Party of No Family Values: John Edwards Gets Caught Cheating Again; Status of Second Love Child Uncertain

The party that proudly proclaims its disdain for family values has a serial standard-bearer for adultery.

The National Enquirer, which was the first to report on John Edwards' affair with Rielle Hunter and their resulting love child, appears to have scooped the world again.

The Enquirer learned that Edwards embarked upon a "sex-and-booze bender" after a Tiger Woods-style blowout with wife Elizabeth.

Reports that Edwards spent several consecutive nights "trawling bars in search of women" apparently set the Enquirer's reporters in motion.

The episode was reportedly precipitated by his wife Elizabeth who booted John from their house amid threats that she was "finally signing the divorce papers" that had been drawn up after reports of his first affair. Edwards then repaired to a vacation home on Figure Eight Island near Wilimington, North Carolina.

[He then] attempted to bed a female bartender as well as bar patrons young enough to be his daughter, say shocked witnesses... bartender Stephanie Breshears revealed that Edwards repeatedly tried to get her to go back to his house for sex. The 34-year-old divorced mother-of-two said Edwards hit on her "for four consecutive nights" at the local Kornerstone Bistro, where she works.

"I think he's scum... He was definitely looking to pick up women when he came in here - and he wanted me to go back to his house."

Stephanie revealed she first met Edwards last August when he arrived at the Kornerstone, five miles from his vacation home, with wife Elizabeth and the couple's 27-year-old daughter Cate.

"But that night was very busy, and I didn't have a lot of time to socialize," said the pretty bartender. "I didn't see any of them again until John Edwards came in on Dec. 30 - the first of four consecutive nights.

"He said he'd been thinking about me since he and his wife were in last summer. He said I had run through his mind 'time and time' again. He said I was 'attractive.'

"He asked what I was doing after work and I told him I had plans with friends. But he told me he was staying on Figure Eight Island, and that I should join him."

Incredibly, just minutes after giving Stephanie his phone number, Edwards started flirting with another woman - right in front of Stephanie.

"He told her he was 'separated, soon to be divorced,'" the sexy bartender divulged.

Not to worry -- legacy media will pick this story up soon, right after they get done with the investigation into Sarah Palin's controversial child-rearing techniques.

Don't you love how Democrats get away with anything -- driving off a bridge and killing a young lady; running a male prostitution ring out of a Congressman's Beltway residence; seducing interns -- and never have to pay a political price?

That's why I call them the Party of No Family Values.

3 comments:

Mike aka Proof said...

I've had my eye on little Johnny Edwards ever since I watched him try to assassinate the character of Judge Charles Pickering on a Fox News interview.
As a lawyer, he should have known that what he was saying was false, or, if he were truly ignorant on the matter, then he should not have been pontificating on it.
It was the "politics of personal destruction" writ large.
I have been prepared since that day, to oppose his quest for any national office. Thankfully, his own incompetence, vanity and venal nature have done the job for me!

Torabi said...

Ya know, when you make such an obvious mistake as to call a washed up loser who hasn't held elective office in almost a decade a "standard bearer" it just makes you look uninformed. A "standard bearer" is someone who is ACTIVE at the HEAD of a party...not a pariah. But then, if you knew what you were talking about, you'd have figured that out.

Yes, Edwards is a sleaze, but NEWS FLASH--Democrats have forsaken him....unlike the GOP, who refuse to forsake Toe Tapping Larry Craig and Diaper Boy Vitter.

Come on, there's plenty of sleaze to go around. That is why the SMART VOTER is an INDEPENDENT VOTER.

Anonymous said...

Look at John McCain....after his wife was almost killed in an automobile crash and was no longer gorgeous he starts running around and hooks up with Cindy.....a former swimsuit model...dovorces his wife and marries her six weeks later....the Regans wanted no more to do with him after that. It does not appear that either party has any family values!!