Tuesday, July 11, 2017

EXCLUSIVE/BREAKING: New Analysis Raises Authenticity Questions Over Amelia Earhart Photograph

Courtesy of summer intern Biff Spackle, who released the following statement:

"We are pleased to announce that this august journal, using the latest, advanced electronic microscopes, supercomputer-based image enhancement, topographic interpolation, a tricorder, a mass spectrometer, and a heuristic nonsensocope, can state categorically that the recently released photograph, alleged to prove Amelia Earhart survived her plane crash, has been tampered with...

...please see the enhanced images for proof that these photos of Earhart are not authentic."

Hat tip: BadBlue Real-Time News.

1 comment:

V. said...

What a hoot! Christie doesn't deserve to live this down, he's such an idiot.