Headlines You Never Expected to Read, Part MXVIII

The headline in Advertising Age reads "Obama Halves Chrysler's Planned Marketing Budget".

Eh, maybe I missed that day in Constitution class.

Not content with simply firing CEOs, abrogating contracts and rewriting the bankruptcy laws to benefit his supporters, now President Obama wants to show off his advertising genius by keeping the dying Chrysler brand on life support.

Check out the new ad campaign.