This is what passes for reasoned discourse in the mainstream media:
I have seen the light. After all these years, I now agree that it’s fruitless to give the benefit of the doubt to people who are so obviously corrupt, so clearly malevolent, so bent on hurting innocent people for their own sick gain.
No more due process in the clear-cut case of insidious terrorism. When the facts are so clearly before all Americans, for the whole world to see, why bother with this country’s odious and cumbersome system of justice? Send the guilty monsters directly to Guantanamo Bay for all eternity and let them rot in their own mental squalor.
No, no, no. Not the wannabe sick kid who blew up the Boston marathon or the freak that’s mailing ricin-laced letters to the president. I’m talking about the real terrorist threat here in America: the National Rifle Association.
It seems many in the [fascist media] would love to dispose of the Constitution and declare Barack Obama “President for Life,” or some other title generally bestowed upon dictators by their lackeys.
Luckily, there’s an app for that.
And, fortuitously, there are also several technological developments that make banning guns as practical as herding squirrels.
Oh, don't get me wrong. The mental midgets on the Left will do their best to pass thousands of pages of new laws trying to force squirrels into herds. And they'll be just as successful as the RIAA was in banning MP3 distribution by shutting down Napster.
And apparently the following calculus is too difficult for the likes of Dave Perry to comprehend: a criminal bent on rape and murder is unlikely to follow your laws limiting magazine capacity. Schmuck.