Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Exclusive Spycam Shot: Janet Napolitano Takes Command in the Secret DHS Bunker After Attempted Times Square Bombing

Enterprising Cub Reporter Biff Spackle scoops the Enquirer again with this snapshot of DHS Chief Janet Napolitano, which was reportedly taken in the DHS Command Bunker after the attempted bombing in Times Square.

"Remain calm! All is well! All is well!!!"

In all seriousness, Napolitano offered this learned reaction to the attack: "Once again an attempted attack has been... failed."


2 comments:

Bones said...

The federal government is being run like a corrupt small city. The mayor's wife' uncle (that once built a dog house) becomes the building inspector. Building failures due to balsa wood beams and poor quality tacks are blamed. The inspector gets a raise.

jill said...

I can't believe I just started my day by looking at . . . that!