EXCLUSIVE: First Look at the Hillary 2024 Campaign Poster

It would appear that the lack of excitement among Democrats (and the nominee's insults of both Democrats and Republicans alike) has led to a reset by her advisers.

After eight years of President Trump (and what about my proposed campaign slogan of America needs a Trump Card?), no matter what the increasingly skewed polling results say, Hillary's campaign is doomed. With that said, word on the street is that she wants to run again.

By that time, of course, the bloated catlady's failing body won't be around for the campaign (in spite of all the "yoga"), so what better way to keep her plugging away than this?

Illustration credit: summer intern Biff Spackle (follow him on Twitter @BiffSpackle).