Sunday, January 01, 2012

Spy Photo: Nancy Pelosi in Bikini; Also 'Occupy Hawaii' Protesters Rally at Pelosi's Hawaiian Resort

It turns out that Nancy Pelosi -- who empathizes deeply with "The 99 Percent" -- is enjoying her ill-gotten gains hard-earned IPO profits at Hawaii's Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at Historic Ka'upulehu in Kona. Cub Reporter Biff Spackle -- on assignment in Kona -- captured this spy photo of the dynamic former House Speaker enjoying the beach in a flattering bikini.

Okay, I admit it: this is a Photoshop.

But in all seriousness, Occupy Hawaii protesters are rallying near Pelosi's resort to express their discontent with the crony Marxist progressive princess.


5 comments:

UpChuck.Liberals said...

Oh I'm sure it's close enough, no amount of surgery can fix her.

Anonymous said...

Flatering none the less.

Anonymous said...

"Okay, I admit it: this is a Photoshop."....????

Took me forever to figure out what you photoshopped.... guess I should have looked closer at the purse... you could have used a more flattering color other then yellow I suppose as a fill.

Shayne said...

MY EYES!!!! I don't think I'll ever be able to get that picture out of my head. Thanks a lot, Doug!

Anonymous said...

I think Pelosi was the body double for the old woman in "Something About Mary".