Thursday, January 19, 2012

Bestest Caption Contest Evah!

Okay, I'll freely admit I stole the photo from the invaluable Tammy Bruce's website. That said, it's too good not to propagate this as: (a) a caption contest; (b) a Twitter meme (hashtag #TragicKingdom) and (c) an iPad app.

So have at it in the comments section. Winner gets whatever's left at the bottom of the sock drawer when I clean it out this weekend.


47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mickey Hussein Mouse.

Reliapundit said...

http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2012/01/is-this-photo-of-obama-at-disneyland.html

Anonymous said...

And when this park is repatriated, you can live in this castle behind me and smoke bubble pipes.

Shayne said...

I see Goofy is back at Disney World.

Anonymous said...

I'm King of the woooorrrrllllddddd!

btybrdy said...

I Came Over Here To Main Street Today From Where I Live: Fantasyland.

DANEgerus said...

That guy is Farquaad right?

citizenjane said...

Hey Mickey--stop with the ears jokes.

Dapandico said...

Look at the minarets behind me as this will become a Mosque after I am re-coronated.

Anonymous said...

"That Hepburn house I was looking at in Connecticut? Forget about it. THIS is it. The only one with a front door big enough for my inflated head and Michelle's ass."

Gerrick said...

"My loyal subjects..."

Unknown said...

My next presidential executive decision will be to move from the White house to this location behind me, Michelle will love it!

The_Bad said...

Senator, I served with Walt Disney, I knew Walt Disney, Walt Disney was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Walt Disney.

t-bird said...

Look at me, I'm Tinkerbell!

t-bird said...

"I will turn everything into Chinese ghost towns!"

Seriously, where is everybody?

toolnutz said...

After the speech, Wall Street told investors to short Disney stocks.

LexisTexas said...

America wished upon a star, and all we got was Goofy.

Anonymous said...

find the object here that looks like a huge dick.

Thomas said...

Looks like we've found the missing dwarf.

Jimmy the Saint said...

Ok, guys, guess this movie quote: "Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon - Manny Mota....Mota...Mota." Uhh, guys?

Amos said...

"He's a small man, after all..."

huerfano said...

Some say I lack real world experience, but I say, look around you...

wayne said...

I thought Dopey couldn't talk.

chester arthur said...

Promoting tourism the government way,by stopping it.

millard fillmore said...

And in November,his carriage turns back into a pumpkin.

Georg Felis said...

I have selected seven new economic advisers ....

Anonymous said...

And that is what is left after my morning dump, the rainbow comes after I take a leak!

Joan of Argghh! said...

Okay, Mr. President. You can take off the Mouse Ears now.

Oh. Wait. . .

SpinMan said...

A Mickey Mouse at the Tragic Kingdom.

Anonymous said...

"I have ordered the Secretary of the Interior to designate this unique natural park as a World Heritage Site to be administered by the United Nations."

Anonymous said...

BHO: "I can't read my teleprompter because of the reflection of Tinkerbell. Have the secret service shoot her."

Anonymous said...

When you wish upon a czar......

Anonymous said...

M-I-C... See you in the unemployment line... K-E-Y... Why? Because the media told us we were racists if we didn't vote for the dumbass... S-C-O-A-M-F.

Anonymous said...

The SCOAMF laments the jobs lost to animatronic robots in the Hall of Presidents.

Anonymous said...

Small World. Small President.

SirKnob said...

And I would like to.. uh... thank my.. ummm...chief.. uh.. desinger.. ummm... 'Michelle' for managing the reconstruction of our house..er.. the White House... and please.. let me point out.. this project has created or... ummm.. ah.. saved millions of taxpayer funded jobs...
uh... you can all get up off your knees now.

cnredd said...

Obama spoke from the Land of Make Believe....

He did this while he was at Disney...

cnredd
Political Wrinkles
http://politicalwrinkles.com

Bones said...

After the news media finally decided to investigate Obama, he appeared at Disneyland with all his supporters.

SirKnob said...

Let me be perfectly clear.. any comparison of my administration.. to a Mickey Mouse Operation..

The Mega Independent said...

There's an idiot in front of the castle! There's an idiot in front of the castle!

Unknown said...

Emperor for Life Idi Amin Obama in front of the 1:200 scale builder's model of the replacement for the White House (to be known as "Moo's Palace").

SOYLENT GREEN said...

"R.O.U.S.es? I don't think they exist."

Lokki said...

The evil Republican Wall Street bankers caused these poor Solyndra executives to fall behind on their mortgages. I want to ask all middle class Americans to do their fair share to help them.

Therefore I am asking congess to raise taxes be one trillion dollars.

Reverend Sunshine said...

I have nothing to say that you haven't already heard before...I just needed an excuse to have the American Taxpayer foot the bill for my family's Disney Vacation.

stuiec said...

"I have ordered the Keystone XL pipeline to be rerouted away from environmentally-dangerous Canadian tar sands and to this inexhaustible source of clean-burning fairy dust."

Anonymous said...

I am Nationalising The castle for personal use ,for my fat ass mean wife and my self!

dick-less said...

Don't forget to pick up you anatomically correct action figure in the gift shop on your way out.