Job Counseling for Depressed Leftists

 
The numbers are in. Circulation at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, home of the incoherent Tom Teepen, is down 9%. The Washington Post, suffering from the infection known as Richard Cohen, is down 3 1/4%. And the New York Times, which hit the trifecta of addled leftists (Maureen Dowd, Bob Herbert, and Frank Rich), dropped 4 1/2%.

I hear Jiffy Lube is hiring.