The United States Government will unveil a "remarkable energy innovation by 2012" that will cut reliance on foreign oil according to incoming Secretary of Energy George Clooney.
"By 2012 (just after the election), the Democratic Party will have released our patented Magic Solar Energy Bean™ technology", Clooney said in a thinly-attended press conference.
Asked to describe the nature of the innovation, Clooney was circumspect.
"Hope, change and a unique willingness to spend taxpayer money will create millions of green-collar jobs as well as this stunning new technology," Clooney said. He asked voters to be patient with the Democrats, who have "only had seven or eight decades" to turn things around with social programs.
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