Actual transcript of conversation in my car today

Scene: Dad picking up his daughter, a junior in high school, after she had taken an SAT test.

Dad: How'd you do, honey?

Daughter: I know I did really well on the writing part.

Dad: How do you know?

Daughter: I used a lot of really big words, like ew-bee-cute-tis.

Dad: Ew-bee-cute-tis?

Daughter: You know, it means, like, "everywhere".

Dad: You mean "ubiquitous"?

Daughter: Yeah.

Dad: Oh, for the love of...