Thursday, March 26, 2009
MacGruber! (Episode 408: MacGruber saves the economy)
Making life-saving inventions out of household materials...
The guy's a friggin' genius...
[Typewriter clacking] PRESIDENT OBAMA'S SECRET PLANNING BUNKER BENEATH A DAM IN VIRGINIA...
MacGruber, the economy's starting to recover... people are starting to believe that the President really isn't a Marxist...
...We just have to keep quiet for another few months, until we sell off the toxic assets to private investors!
Don't worry! I've got the perfect plan to save the economy!
What the hell are you talking about, MacGruber? All we have to do is sit quietly for...
Shut up, Jesse! We've got no time to lose...
...I told Timmy Geithner to start nationalizing companies... even if they aren't involved in the financial meltdown!
S***, MacGruber, are you frickin' crazy? No one will invest in any of this crap if they think their profits will be confiscated!!!
SHUT UP, JESSE, I'VE GOT IT ALL UNDER CON --
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