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Wright-Ayers Films presents: Barack Obama Teaches Sex to Kindergartners![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvEqGXQv3PKRbKZ0qzOngmFvK6936Clj8zJV6YATmbJtao-z3TOU6rPtBmgGYbz_IvRFOAywjJG6qduBZVNE61lzdbjelrAQMOn_1WQaGWA8K6GEewn8Hq3xoHMYcH2udRkMHUSA/s400/080912-a-obama1.jpg)
Hello, children, my name is Barack Obama. I'm here to talk to you about "sex".
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What is "sex"?
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Put simply, sex is what makes babies.
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Sex makes turtle babies, fish babies, teddy bear babies, even baby babies!
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How does sex make babies?
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First off, your Mom is hot.
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And if your Daddy was reading the
Victoria's Secret catalog when she sashayed by...
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Ka-
Bam!.
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You know how sometimes your Mommy and Daddy's bedroom door is locked and you can hear muffled yelping sounds?
Hey-yo!![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxpTIaJjYU-tymj5-rVwcPGuKlG31zYgfN4If5K2CYTyQss5heu2QHwi-KlarmNFhKAUfqiZIKSWnhZUKrYJgomJVEBh9oXVuuzvWatBba1jyBytkIZJsfdFLdu_n3qtlf2N6bVw/s400/080912-a-gay.jpg)
And even if you have
two Dads, remember that they love you just as much as if you had real parents.
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So kids, remember these three rules.
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One: always use a "jimmy hat".
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Two: call her the morning after.
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Three: you don't have to marry her.
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I'm proof that sex -- in all its forms -- is beautiful.
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