Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Actual Statements on Insurance Claim Forms

Sean sent this one in.

* Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

* The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.

* I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

* A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him.

* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.

* In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

* I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

* I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

* I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident and damage my big end.

* As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

* To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I stuck a pedestrian.

* My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

* An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished.

* I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.

* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

* The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.

* I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

* The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

* I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out the way when I struck the front end.

* The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

* I knocked over a man, he admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before.

Snopes says the truth of this email is "undetermined" which I take to mean as "fully verified."

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