Early Contenders for Barack Obama's 2012 Campaign Slogan

• "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"

• "Your long national nightmare is not over"

• "It's Mourning Again in America"

• "Keep America Weak through Surrender & Taxes"

• "Vote for Barack: Satan compels you"

• "Building a bridge to September 10th"

• "I'm with Worf!"

• "Vote Obama. It’s Easier Than Thinking"

• "Don't Ask What He's Done: Ask What He Says He's Done!"

• "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed Again?"

• "Read My Lips: No New Tax Cuts"

• "Why Work? Vote Obama"

• "Change this, b***hes!"

• "Your friends at ACORN say: Vote Obama and No One Gets Hurt"

• "Keep Racial Tensions Alive!"

• "Help Eradicate Capitalism in Our Time"


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