(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
CARNAC:
Bill Ayers and Jihadis.
ED McMAHON: 'Bill Ayers and Jihadis'
(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)
CARNAC (reading):
Name two sets of terrorists who tried to kill hundreds of soldiers at Fort Dix, New Jersey.
Fox News: Jury Finds 5 Men Guilty of Plotting to Kill Soldiers at Fort Dix.
Some dude: Dead Cops, Dead Marines, and their Killers.
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