Larwyn tells me that the inauguration will be a disaster if all the people who plan to come do. Calculations today of the area where the events are taking place indicate their will be one toilet for ever 6,500+ people.
As an unrepentant Capitalist, I'll be selling these Obama Inauguration Pants™ (also sold as It all Depends) for the bargain price of only $29.99 per box.
If you need any coupons, let me know.
Update: Even police officers plan on using 'em.
Idea: May Bee at Just One Minute.