Best Captions for a Lobster Knife-Fight Photo

"You guys are idiots! Michael Vick went to prison for this!"

"SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! CRUSTACEAN CARNAGE NIGHT... ONLY AT RED LOBSTER!!!"

"Everybody was lobster fighting! Those claws were fast as lightning!"

"I will cut you… ...like a Cornish game hen."

"I wager 50 quatloos on the newcomer!"

"*I’ll cut mang!*"


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