Luckily for the Indonesian citizen Barry Soetoro, or Barack Hussein Obama as he now calls himself, foreign students can get special assistance compliments of American taxpayers. The downside is that they are not eligible to be President...
...This document is guaranteed to be at least as genuine as the birth certificate [he] finally coughed up.
While the ID card could very well be a fake, Columbo's questions remain unanswered:
Ah... Sorry to bother you President Obama, Sir.