The bastion of big-government Republican, cocktail-circuit, anti-Tea Party "thought leadership" is a little-read magazine known as The Weakly Standard. Its wit is so incisive, so rapier-like, that it must warn readers ahead of time when it's deploying a devastatingly funny new "parody".
Whew. Let me catch my breath.
And now you know why the WS is John Boehner's favorite periodical.
Now, if I were running the Parody section for Kristol, et. al., my version of the ad would look like this:
Attention, RINOs: we are trying to nominate a man or woman who can save this Republic. Get focused, schmucks.
Oh. And just one other question: was Bill Kristol's celebration of the "Arab Spring" earlier in 2011 supposed to be part of the nascent Parody Section?