Updated with newly reported Drone-to-Porta-Potty Ratio!: Larwyn tells me that the inauguration will be a disaster if all the people who plan to come do. Calculations today of the area where the events are taking place indicate their will be one toilet for ever 8,000 people.
As an unrepentant Capitalist, I'll be selling these Obama Inauguration Pants™ (also sold as It all Depends) for the bargain price of only $29.99 per box.
If you need any coupons, let me know.
Update: Even police officers plan on using 'em.
Idea: May Bee at Just One Minute.