Headlines I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to read tomorrow morning

U.S. Department of Competence Rates Administration Performance on Oil Spill an 'A+'

DOJ Officials Resign to Defend Times Square Bomber

U.S. Department of Competence Rates Border Security an 'A+'

Greek Unions Deliver Their Final Answer: Buy Me More Gyros, Euro-b***hes

Bloomberg: Suspect was Tea Party Activist, Suffering from Salt Overdose, Who Wandered into Pakistan Looking for Private Doctor

U.S. Department of Competence Rates DHS Head Janet Napolitano's Handling of Counterterrorism an 'A+'


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