Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Hillary, Sinbad and Chelsea on a Secret Mission to Bosnia


She just can't stop the embellishment of her "non-experience"... Ever since Barack Obama suggested Hillary Clinton's eight years as first lady were a glorified tea party a few days back, she's looked for an opening to strike back... On Saturday night in Dubuque she pounced, arguing she risked her life on White House missions in the 1990s, including a hair-raising flight into Bosnia that ended in a "corkscrew" landing and a sprint off the tarmac to dodge snipers.

"I don't remember anyone offering me tea," she quipped... The dictum around the Oval Office in the '90s, she added, was: "If a place was too dangerous, too poor or too small, send the first lady."

It turns out that Clinton wasn't quite flying solo into harm's way that day. She was, in fact, leading a goodwill entourage that included baggy-pants funnyman Sinbad, singer Sheryl Crow and Clinton's daughter, Chelsea, then 15, according to [her own] account...

Our outstanding cub reporter, Biff Spackle, has done it again. He scrounged up another exclusive photo, this time of Hillary leading the mission into Bosnia.

Sinbad, Sheryl and Chelsea were in the back of the plane and are not visible in this shot.

You know, if Biff keeps up this fantastic work, he may be eligible for a promotion to Senior Cub Reporter.

Also see: Michelle Malkin: Hillary the Superhero! More daring than Jack Bauer…
Weekly Standard: The Quiet Heroism of Hillary Clinton
Captain Ed: Hillary, The Geraldo Of National Politics
S&L: How hilarious (or rather, Hilliarous)
Macsmind: More Hillary Re-Writing of History
Suitably Flip: First Lady Hillary Risked Her Life For Her Country
Gateway Pundit: Superhero Hillary's Got Experience...
Maybe this is why Chelsea isn't talking.
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