Thursday, January 31, 2008

The Time Tunnel


Welcome to another episode of... The Time Tunnel.

Bucky, I don't get it. What are we doing here?

Sir, we're dialing back the Time Tunnel to the era of the last Republican to run against a Clinton...

Why? Who cares?

We need to see what went wrong last time. Get some advice.

Especially if we have to run against Bill again. I mean Hillary. I mean both.

It's spinning up...


What the hell is that?

Bob Dole? Is that you?

Don't make the same mistake I did, Johnny.

You're an elderly war hero. I was an elderly war hero.

So what?

We already tried this. And lost. Badly. To Bill Clinton, no less.

You're tickin' me off, Bob! Why are you acting like such a nay-sayer?

Johnny, boy, it's a lot more fun getting free Viagra for life than running for President.

And it ain't gonna be any fun running against two Clintons...

Turn this freakin' machine off, Bucky! Now!!

G'bye, Johnny... don't say I didn't warn ya...

Sir, do you feel like dialing up another great Republican from the past?

Real funny, Bucky, real f****ng funny.

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