Thursday, January 24, 2008

Exclusive close-ups: Bigfoot on Mars

The Telegraph (UK) reports that an eerie figure was spotted by the Mars explorer in 2004.

The shadowy image appears to resemble old photographs of "Bigfoot" (otherwise known as "Sasquatch" [Canada], "Yeti" [Tibet] and "Michael Moore" [Hollywood]).

The photograph, taken in 2004 by the Mars explorer Spirit, appears to show a human shaped object that looks startingly like previous photographs purporting to have captured Bigfoot.

Careful photographic analysis by our star cub reporter Biff Spackle reveals quite a surprise.

Oh, those crazy, whacky Clintons! They really know how to get free PR!

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