Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Late night comics face off against Slate Magazine

Don Surber explains why the late night comics are rooting for Hillary to win.

David Letterman: Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible — the one with only seven commandments.

Jay Leno: Well, the big story — Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed.

Jay Leno: In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk...

Meanwhile, the spoilsports at Slate have organized a Hillary beat-down trifecta, tears be damned: "Clinton Meshugas", "Hillary's 'Experience' Lie" and "The case against Hillary Clinton."

Update: Hillary appears to be getting strong support from alleged drug traffickers. Hello? Mainstream media? Anyone there? (Cricket sounds).

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