Thursday, October 25, 2012

DESPERATION: Obama campaign now equating voting with sex

You can just smell their fear. I refer, of course, to the Obama campaign's latest vagina monologue -- in this case, trying to liken the act of sexual intercourse to voting.

Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy. Someone with beautiful... Someone who really cares about and understands women. Someone who cares whether you get health insurance. Who cares whether you get birth control..."

Actually, if this particular specimen is my only choice, I'll choose abstinence. To paraphrase Moonlighting, I'm gonna have to take a rain-check on the Tang, honey.


Reliapundit said...

voting for obama is really more like getting your first abortion:

you think you're cool and then you regret it for the rest of your life.

Anonymous said...

So, basically, someone who is NOT a hipster d-bag in Brooklyn who graduated from Oberlin because the chicks there give it up to any d-nozzle who can spout feminist BS. Like the kind of guys this girl goes for.

Clayusmcret said...

Her parents should be sooooo proud.

Anonymous said...

Ya just do with a bastard!

Anonymous said...

How low can Obastage sink. And his base will love it. This is what we can look FORWARD to.