Friday, October 12, 2012

I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU: Enormous eyeball that washed up on Florida beach could come from the Pelosi genus

Say, is the former speaker wearing an eye-patch today?


If the eyeball didn't come from the representative from San Francisco, odds are it was once attached to a giant squid (according to renowned biologist Dr. Biff Spackle, Ph.D, M.F.A, B.M.F).


Hat tip: BadBlue.com.

2 comments:

The_Bad said...

This couldn't possibly be Pelosi's. You can tell that there was once life behind it.

Unknown said...

Resolved : Swordfish eye.
http://deepseanews.com/