Thursday, October 25, 2012

FAUXCAHONTAS FOR PREZIDIZZLE: The funniest news story you'll read this week, guaranteed

Chris Wysocki just burned his nostrils (hat tip: Papa B).

As part of my morning routine I check a few news sites for blog fodder:, Fox, and Yahoo News being the usual suspects. And Bingo! Yahoo gets today's prize. It's a doozy, too. Top of their page, more important than Benghazi-gate (buried at the bottom), but below Donald Trump's latest idiocy:

Elizabeth Warren for president 2016?

For President! Because one lying crapweasel in the White House wasn't enough!


Obama hasn't even lost yet. And Lie-awatha hasn't defeated Scott Brown, let alone served a day in the U.S. Senate. But hey, a girl who exploits affirmative action for fun and profit can dream, right?

Thanks fans of Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Crockagawea Lie-awatha Warren, you made me snort coffee out of my nose this morning!

Uhm, media schmucks: here's a news flash. Elizabeth Warren has about as much chance of serving as President as Kim Kardashian has of being named the next Pope.


Anonymous said...

I actually think Kim's chances are better. Warren is delusional.

Anonymous said...

is kim even catholic? that may be a toss up